I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I love having hate sex.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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