My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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