Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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