I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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