i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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