That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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