i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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