i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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