I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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