so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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