Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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