i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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