if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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