me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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