Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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