I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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