My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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