It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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