Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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