Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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