yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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