I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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