I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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