So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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