butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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