I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
