You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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