do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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