Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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