Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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