Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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