I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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