God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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