I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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