I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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