Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
too bad you live with your parents still
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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