He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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organizing the empties. That sober.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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