we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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