ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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