Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
