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I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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