how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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