I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
