I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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