i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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