we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
