lets start a swedish sibling band together
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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