I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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