what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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