There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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