my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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