Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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