I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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