Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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