He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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