I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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