They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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